1. “De-risking” in the stock market, which is a lovely euphemism for “panic selling.”

  2. A fast-talking ad for an offering of “secure flip units,” which is a lovely euphemism for “dubious speculation.” The juxtaposition of “secure” and “flip” generates a delightful oxymoron as well.

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Humor, Investing, Language

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  1. Words mean something until they don’t

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